Choose ur Hospital wisely when u're unwell!

Subject:
FW: Hospital Names in Singapore

*Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)? *
*Because NCH stands for "Never Come Home". That's why business was very bad before it changed its name. *

*Now CGH stands for "Can Go Home". So business is picking up.*

*Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong because SGH stands for "Sure Go** **Home"!*

*Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change.**
*It stands for "No Use Hospital "! *

*What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH). Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem.*
*It stands for " Tiam Tiam Si Hospital " and now ' * *Tan** **Teo** SARs Hospital** **".*

*So, be careful of choosing which hospital to go if * *anyone is unwell. *

Choose ur Hospital wisely when u're unwell

Subject:
FW: Hospital Names in Singapore

*Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)?
* *Because NCH stands for "Never Come Home". That's why business was very bad before it changed its name. *

*Now CGH stands for "Can Go Home". So business is picking up.*

*Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong because SGH stands for "Sure Go** **Home"!*

*Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change.**
*It stands for "No Use Hospital "! *

*What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH). Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem.*
*It stands for " Tiam Tiam Si Hospital " and now ' * *Tan** **Teo** SARs Hospital** **".*

*So, be careful of choosing which hospital to go if * *anyone is unwell. *

Second MUST READ

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER!!

LOL! a MUST READ

Women are clever, Men are...

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ....... times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom women will swoon over and flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM!!! - She's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world by far.

And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM!!! - She's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after careful consideration she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

ATTENTION female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women are nosey cows and never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.

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